One does not simply

Xanadus

Another forum game! The rules are simple: come up with a sentence that starts with ''one does not simply''
An initiative line: One does not simply start a thread!

Rayce

(Except Daedalus.)

Xanadus

One does not simply keep their cool when trying B-mountain for the first time.

Lord of Hate

One does not simply beat Mike.

Xanadus

One does not simply catch an Art

Rayce

Keinro

One does not simply quit playing a game

Lord of Hate

One does not simply make white in long jump.

BearJesus

One does not simply NOT eat cheesecake.

Dzon

One does not simply eat pierogi in Canada.

Xanadus

One does not simply order a cup of coffee and have the next one for free

Dzon

One does not simply roleplay after midnight...

Xarious

One does not simply use alternative facts.

Rayce

One does not simply organize an FFA.

Xanadus

One does not simply dodge Blackout's sniper aim in Instagib.

Rayce

One does not simply host a roleplay that doesn't involve me and Art running away from things.

Dzon

One does not simply plug in the USB cable first try.

Xanadus

One does not simply unbind ''- Squids -''

Rayce

One does not simply deny me AriZona Tea. (or Peace Tea, or any kind of sweet iced tea, really.)

Xanadus

One does not simply switch to Ord Mantell-map without crashing the server